Jessica's Book Thoughts

Ok, so I don't know how many of you saw my post about my family reunion this year. Apparently, they don't want me to bring a book this year, and included on the invite that if I go through withdrawals from reading, I can read the shampoo bottle. What I am look for is a book with a cover that screams 'Fuck You!'. My dumbshit cousin, who I have hated forever, is hosting this years get together. It would make my century to piss her off.

Examples:

middle fingers, pants dropped to knees mooning, maybe something with a title like I Barbequed My Bitch Cousin.