Jessica's Book Thoughts

This made me giggle:

“Ohhhh gawd, I see a problem, Rore."

“What?”

“Yep, a big one. Okay, listen to me and when you go home tonight, follow my directions to a tee. Maybe we can fix it. There might still be time.”

I widened my eyes, listening carefully for her instructions. She looked so serious. 

"Sit down on your bed, bend over, grab your head…and pull. Pull it out of your butt. Pull hard. It’s apparently stuck up there pretty far. But just keep tugging till it comes out. It will. I have faith.” She patted me on the shoulder, all seriousness before screaming, “Arghhh. Straight girls! I’m so glad I’m not one of you!"

This getting better again, but I still think it could use being trimmed down a little.