I had to add this too. Chapter 3

Welcome to Monstrovia - Mark H. Newhouse

Just as he is about to hit the wall, a door appears in the sides of th 'buoy-thing' with a flashing, red, neon sign over it that says:

 

WELCOME TO MONSTROVIA

SPECIAL SECTOR!

KEEP OUT!

UNLESS YOU ARE SPECIAL!!!

 

"I'm not special! I'm not special!" I'm trying to pull back my suitcase before he sucks us into whatever this thing is, but I'm dragged toward that door like I'm a rag doll, flying behind this strange dude, without any chance of breaking free.

 

I am really, really liking this, and having a hard time not waking my son up to read more of it. It is available "Read Now" on Netgalley.