I lost my Kindle, nicknamed Dinkle Koob. I have looked in the kitchen, the car, the livingroom. I even looked in the fridge and microwave, I have done that before, no judging. I think it ran away because I never take care of it like I should. I haven't cleaned out files or caches or other crap, since never.
Where, oh where has my dinkle koob gone?
Where, oh where can it be?
If I don't find it soon, I am going to have a freak out, and quick!