It is cold...

It is cold outside, and my furnace is working... NOT!

 

The fucking furnace repair man said, "It is fixed. You will have no more problems."

 

LIAR! LIAR! LIAR! I will cancel your check. The blower unit is out... AGAIN.

 

I should write a story:

 

...as she keeps the cold at bay with her blow dryer in hand.