Reading progress update: I've listened 80 out of 384 minutes.

6:38 pm 28 October 2015
The Nymph King - Gena Showalter

I swear this narrator sounds like an old teacher of mine, who was a nun. There is nothing like having a nun read you a sex scene. Lol I have never 5laughed so hard. I almost peed my pants when she said erection. I am trying so hard to listen to this. I can't believe I paid for this. 

 

 

"Let me pleasure you..."

 

Bwahahaha! 

 

"I TOLD YOU TO STOP! DO NOT TOUCH ME. YOU ARE A MAN..."

 

Some homosexual man is trying satisfy the straight nymph king.

 

My ribs hurt from laughing and my face is beet red. Hahaha!