SHH... Don't tell anyone. I so was reading in the lobby at family memorial dinner and lying to everyone telling them it was something I HAD to finish for work. I just needed out of there for a moment. The one sis is already trying to claim everything hubby's mom owned. The brother is drunk at a church eating. Yep, drunk at church. My hubby's aunts are all wanting to attack the oldest aunts husband because he said, "Don't mind my whore, she's emotional." When his wife (mom in laws sis) cried during her to talk about her memories of her sister. He too is drunk. They went out and bought some high octane Kentucky moonshine.
Hey Troy, this is my stuff I can't make up.
Gotta love family. Right? Do I really have to?