They need school...

My kids have been off school for far too long. My husband has been on vacation for two weeks. They are all pissy with each other. I have been trying to read the same page for three hours. Grocery shopping with all of them SUCKED!!! I think the husband is being the worst. I have had it. There will be lots of yelling at my house, well more than there already is, in five, four, three, two... I am so flipping out.