Birds!

I decided to sit on the porch and drink my morning coffee while scrolling through my Booklikes dashboard. For it being February we are having some beautiful weather. A bird, I think a finch, flew down off of the roof of my house and nailed me in the side of my head. At this point I do not like this bird. After I compose myself I go back to my tablet and notice the thing took a poop on it also. I really don't like this bird now.